Everyone claims you're kosher and it's just your Irish blood
That pasty complexion is more than fair skin
and you say you're just tired - but I'm not buying it
And that sluggish gate is worse than just a limp
All I want is an explanation to why you smell of rot
And if you debunk the clues, then hats off to you
And I'll accept that you're not undead
Every time we go to dinner
You order something strange
You get kind of skittish when we pass a church
And all of your clothing is covered in dirt
Not to mention, you grunt when you talk
I know this conversation is awkward
But I think you owe us the truth
And if you debunk the clues, then hats off to you
And we'll all accept a zombie as our friend
We'd all accept a zombie as our friend
credits
from Past Masters: Volume 2,
released January 25, 2016
Words by Evan. Music by Evan and Tanuki Suit.
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